Personalized with your preferred level of horniness
Not every valentine needs to end with "P.S. I'M HORNY!" or include a casual "I want you."
You can specify if you would like your valentine to be "Horny" or "Not Horny."
If you opt for "Horny," the inside of your valentine will say:
I want you [Your Valentine's Name]
From: [Your Name]
P.S. I'M HORNY!
If you opt for "Not Horny," the inside of your valentine will say:
I like you [Your Valentine's Name]
From: [Your Name]
P.S. I'M HAPPY!
Get Your Valentine!
Available for NYC pickup or delivered with tracked shipping.
NYC Pickup: Custom mini Billy Madison valentine
$20.00
Billy Madison's valentine, customized for your valentine and picked up in NYC (Madison Square Park or Fort Greene Park).
Please select "Horny" or "Not Horny" now and include you and your valentine's name at checkout.SelectQuantityShipped: Custom mini Billy Madison valentine
$32.00
**Order cutoff for Feb 14 delivery is Friday, Feb 6**
Billy Madison's valentine, customized for your valentine and shipped (with tracking) straight to their door.
Please select "Horny" or "Not Horny" now and include you and your valentine's name at checkout.SelectQuantity
